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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood the liberals would require them to complete an environment survey, an erosion study, an endangered species assessment, sign a waste disposal contract with the local teamsters union, and pay a carbon tax to the united nations before taking one freegan bite! -Holden McGroin, RFN Guest Writer (375)

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J Jones III
J Jones III
Feb 19, 2019

I felt soooo bad for paul ryan when he said woodchucks 'ate' his car. I hope they left the seats intact, though, cause I have a feeling that he's gonna need a place to stay sometime soon. #drain_the_swamp_this_november

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