RFN Questions of the Day!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood the liberals would require them to complete an environment survey, an erosion study, an endangered species assessment, sign a waste disposal contract with the local teamsters union, and pay a carbon tax to the united nations before taking one freegan bite! -Holden McGroin, RFN Guest Writer (375)