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Dimtard Liberal Insult Zone (do not proceed if ur a snoflake)

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Insults are legal speech and protect by the 2nd Amendment. Insults are not Hate speech just because you don't like them or directed at you so take your complaints and Insert thus!


1. Liberals think my skin color makes me evil, racist, supremist, privileged, fascist, nasi, mass shooter, homophobe, transphobe, sexist, ageist, & rich. It must be election time again!


2. Democrats hate it when you call them communists. They prefer the shorter unisex trans version of 'commies'!


3. I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of hue get elected!


4. What hue just said is one of the most insanely id¡otic things I have ever heard. Everyone in is now domer for having listened to it. May God have mercy on yore soul & drop yore wifi!


5. One politician alone can be pretty dome sometimes, but for real bona fide stewpeedity there ain't nothing can beat party politicians.

6. "What problems do hue have, apart from being liar, cheater, and a scumbag politician?"

7. Eeyore mother should have thrown hue away and sued the stork!

8. Politicians are very tight-fisted when it comes to spending their own money, but they'll happily use taxpayer money to wipe their bass when the time comes!

9. Suppose there's an id¡0t, and suppose the id¡0t was a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

10. HUE have a plentiful lack of wit and the character of a sewer rat!

11. Eeyore story is a tale told by an id¡0t, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing!

12. Eeyore abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone except for remaining silent so hue can be perceived as smart!

13. If we get much more of eeeor conversation would infect my brain with zombi-ism.

14. Eeyore brain is as dry & cracked as a 2-day old eggy mcmuffin.

15. Hue have not so much a brain as ear-wax.

16. Better to be the Ultra Maga King than the King of Fools!


17. Hue are a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


18. Eeyore physically repulsive & intellectually, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stewpeed, a lousy sense of humor & hue smell. Eeyore not even interesting enough to make me voemitt!

19. I don’t want to talk to hue no more, hue empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in eeyore general direction! Eeyore mother was a hamster and father smelt of elderberries!

20. It looks to me that hue ran down the crack of eeyore momma’s bass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

21. The day I need a friend like hue, I’ll just have myself a little squat and sheet one out!

22. I don’t give a tuppeny truck about eeyore moral conundrum, hue meat-headed sheet sack.

23. I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as boring as hue. Eeyore a real boring buck.

23a. Sorry, sorry, I know that hue disapprove of swearing, so I’ll sort that out. Eeyore are a boaring f-star-star-FUNT!

24. Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, hue'd be the last person I'd ever vote for!

25. Hue look like to me, with a good bag and a cheap shoes like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling one with little taste. Good nutrition has given hue some length of bone, but hue’re not more than one generation from poor white trash!


26. "I wouldn't vote for with hue if the world were flooded with piss and hue lived in a tree.


27. Let's face it - and I mean no disrespect - hue were, are and will always be a funt. Can't win them all!

28. Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news, hue ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town on a greyhound bus!

29. Hue are nothing! If hue were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me!

30. I'll use small words so that it'll be understandable: warthog-faced buffoon.


31. To call hue stewpeed would be insult to all the other stewpeed people on Earth!

32. You're so dome I bet the last time a covid test was done the swab was stuck inn your bass instead of your nose or both!

33. Hue are so full of hot air that one could star in the movie: Raider of the lost fart!

34. Hue are so slimy that the sweat from a baboon's balls look like a dry rub!


35. Were hue always this blatantly this stewpeed or was there lessons taken?

36. Eeeor short on ears, long on mouth, and absent of sense!

37. One can always tell when a liberal's been to the white house: The toilet seat is down and he says he's pregnant. It ain't joe's tho! That what I heard? Anyway!

38. Maybe one could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex...Nancy Pelosi?

39. When they bleached eeeor hair, they must have bleached the brains too.


40. Nevermind, KAREN. Chin up. That's right: both of them.

41. Eeeor vapor & spam. A waste of perfectly good twitter space! 42. I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic. Xxxc 43. You know what? I'm gonna get you a big wooden cross. So every time hue get triggered, hue can climb on up and nail eeeorself to it. 44. I guess there's just two kinds of people, my kind of people, and bassholes. It's rather obvious which category hue fit into. Have a nice day! 45. The statements just made is so dome that it makes captain obvious look like a retarted monkey juggler! 46. Eeeor more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 47. Light travels faster than sound, which is why hue seemed bright until speaking! 48. I'll never forget the first time I read these id¡0tic words, but I'll sure keep trying. 49. Hold still. I am trying to imaging that one is speaking to someone who cares about this uneducated & id¡0tic opinion. Nope. No luck! 50. A face that makes onions cry is a face not worth remembering! 51. A Fool's IQ cannot be underestimated! 52. I'm not being insulting; I am describing the fact that of what can be considered a terd from top to bottom! 53. Don't be ashamed of one's beliefs or who one is. That's my job to be ashamed of HUE for it! 54. The face is just fine, but we'll have to put a paper bag over the brain and then one might have some common sense! 55. I thought of hue today and it reminded me that my septic tank is full of sheet! 56. If testicular cancer had a face & personality hue'd be a good example of a imcurable case! 57. Some say one is the human version of period cramps & bloody stewpeed as a rock, too! 58. If one is going to be two-faced, at least don't cover them both with sheet! 59. You are like a cloud. You seem to disappear when inconvenient facts rain down from the sky! 60. I'd rather treat my baby's diaper rash then listen to any more words from apparent boil-brained face-holes! 61. Don't worry--the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest. 62. I may love to shop, but this bullsh1t is just too expensive and of poor quality! 63. I love what's been done with the hair. How did it all to come out of that bass like that? 64. Is eeeor bass jealous of the amount of sh1t that endlessly comes out of eeeor mouth? 65. Don't get bitter because one was schooled & humiliated because of eeeor dome words. Try using a brain to form logical sentences instead of sh1t! 66. Impersonating a human being is just not eeeor destiny, karen! 67. Hue just might be the reason why the middle finger was invented in the first place! 68. There's still 1000's of miles to go before reaching the minimum qualification to become a human being! 69. When hue look in the mirror say hello to the clown looking back, would ya? 70. Remember that time someone was saying that thing that no one cares about? Yeah...That is now! 71. I was today years old when I realized who was the dumbest person on earth, but this quadrant of the galaxy perhaps the universe! 72. I wish I had a flip phone so I could slam it shut on eeeor mouth so hue would stop saying such beef-witted comments! 73. Some ppl are like my dog. He chases his tail for entertainment and licks his own b4lls! 74. So much joy could happen especially if one were to stop twitting! Please educate yourself or consider not speaking again! 75. Ooops my bad. I thought I was dealing with an educated person who has even a shred of common sense. Oh well. 76. Somewhere out there is a tree tireless producing oxygen for humans to use. Please apologize to it for wasting its time! 77. Beauty is skin deep but THIS dumbassery goes down to the bone and beyond! 78. Well, the jerk store called. They said they have been calling and hue haven't been returning their messages. 79. Onion-eyed maggot pies work hard every day. So I am giving you permission to take a 24 hr vacation from all that stewpeed sheet I've been reading on my timeline! 80. The reason we have warning labels is that common sense for takes too much brain power for some especially ones' who refuse to think for themselves! 81. Slinkies not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to our face when pushed down a flight of stairs. 82. Done with all this drama? Because I have to go pee and I can't wait until the intermission! 83. I'd give a nasty look, but there seems to already be one permanently attached to someone's face and it's pretty gross! 84. If I wanted to hear from bassholes, then I'd record a bunch of farts! 85. Sometimes a birth certificate is actually an apology letter from the condom factory! 86. Eeeor family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it are pr1cks! 87. Since one seems to know it all did one also learn when to shut the eff up? 88. If one were able to really speak one's mind, hue'd be literally speechless! 89. I just added that tweet to the list of dome bass tweets I've seen today! 90. I truly treasure the time I don't spend listening to the words from your tweeter feed! 91. The last time I heard something that...I flushed, TWICE AND WITH AUTHORITY! 92. I am jealous of people who had the pleasure of not seeing or hearing the stewpeed tweet! 93. If I had a that, I would've taken my parents to court for failure to abort! 94. There is a reason mothers shouldn't drink while pregnant. The baby could end up with mental issues or even a deformity! 95. Even if some have a pretty face, sometimes a bag is required put over their personality! For the sake of the children! 96. I am sure there is a doctor out there that could find a specialty to cure this case of chronic dumbassery. Don't get any hope up, tho! 97. When someone tells one to speak when one should've kept their clap shut then that's really bad advice! 98. I am not sure if I can think of an insult that would be dome enough to understand, but in eeeor case I'll keep trying! 99. The last time I saw a tweet this bad it had its guts splattered on the roadside! It was also infested with flies! 100. Eeeor brain is safe from solar radiation. In fact the skull is so thick hue could live near Chernobyl an still be ok, probably! 101. When I read that tweet, I think its going to go really far. But do me a favor and stay there! 102. It would be a great day if glue stick were used instead of chapstick! 103. I heard that liberals need a co2 scrubber for the massive amounts of greenhouse gas in located in their thick skulls. Well, that's what I heard! 104. Hue're not just a drama queen. You're the whole royal family, not to mention the kids from all the side-hos. 105. I gave out all my trophies a while ago. Oh wait..here's one for biggest terd on twitter JUST FOR THEE! 106. When god made some he must have accidentally put their head up their bass and called it macaroni! 107. FYI: Ppl can be anything they want...except smart, insightful, and wise. Those are taken by literally everyone else in the universe, but definitely NOT hue! 108. If you post any more of these thoughts we might need to do a virus scan on our brains. 109. Remember that if anyone, ANYONE says eeeor smart, it's ALL lies! 110. You do realize that we tolerate ppl making total basses of themselves! We always enjoy a good jokes! 111. You parents hit the nail right on the head. Too bad it was YOUR head! 112. Is the part where that argument is gonna make some sense coming out soo or is that it? 113. I feel sorry for the mirror that has to wake up to see that face! 114. Don't worry. Everyone one makes mistakes and I won't hold it against ppl's parents...MUCH! 115. No amount of rail work can fix this wreck of a tweet train! 116. I can't believe Earth has over 7 billion pple, and I just met its biggest loser! 117. A jig saw puzzle with the corners missing is as useful as screen doors on submarines! 118. What glowing skin, is it from the radioactive id¡ocy emanating from this tweet. Here, let find a Geiger counter before it's too late! 119. I've never had any life goals, until I saw this tweet and what it was like to live a total and complete loserville! 120. I need tips on how to empty my mind and I found this name as an expert with tons of space between their ears! 121. Eeeor bass called. Its very jealous about the amount of sh1t coming out of eeeor mouth lately! 122. Silence is always the best answer for fools & liberals! 123. If added a few more points to Eeeor IQ it juuuuuuuuuust might break 70! 124. If I were to say that these comments were dumber than a box of rox then would I'd have to apologize to the box of rox for comparing IT to THEM! 125. This is a lose-lose situation for me. I lose my valuable time and any semblance of compassion I had left to forgive these tweets and their id¡ocy! 126. All mistakes are fixable, but I dont think we can upgrade this tweet to a fixable level yet! 127. The Department of Homeland Security added the brain behind this tweet to the list of “Natural Disasters.” 128. I’d spell it out, but that’s assuming one knows how to take the letters and actually understand them! 129. Good job. A level of coherency resembling an infant has now been established, barely! 130. I don’t have any trash to take out today, but I volunteer this terrible tweet as tribute! 131. Can I have your address? Someone at that address is wanted badly for multiple counts of dumbassery! 132. You’ve got something on your face. No, not there ITS YOUR FACE! 133. Maybe we can invite everyone over who agrees with this tweet, and together, they could create a working brain cell! 134. I must have been imagining things, cause for a second there, I thought valid point had been made. My mistake. Better luck next time! 135. I know that sometimes ppl can have great deal on their minds. It's too bad most of the time it's all bullsh1t! 136. Usually my rule is “3 strikes and you’re out,” but that bullsh1t tweet was outta my mind as soon as I scrolled past it! 137. Glad I could be of assistance. Please allow me to assist hue in never tweeting again! Delete this account! 138. I clean up germs all day, but no matter how hard I scrub, that sheet hue tweeted is still there! 139. The hardest pill to swallow is knowing nothing is as empty as this tweeters brain!

140. No matter how many shmucks I meet in my life, I can always trust the writer of this tweet to be the absolute worst!

141. Don’t place one's self-worth in other’s hands. That being said, allow me to redirect the tweeter to the discount section. There's a spot of this valueless tweet!

142. Journey to the Center of the Earth was based on the quest to find where this tweeters head went after it was shoved it up their own basshole!

143. The truth will set you free. You suck. Ok, you’re free to go!

144. I truly envy people who've never read your tweets!

145. I'm not saying the tweeter, here, is the dumbest person in the world — you just better hope THEY don't die soon!

146. "I can explain to people why their a twitnasi, but I can't make them understand it!

147. I didn’t expect anything from this tweet, and it still disappointed me!

148. Please stop tweeting! We already have on beta in texas we don't need another here one on twitter!

149. When this tweet was born, the police arrested its dad, the doctor slapped its mom, animal control euthanized its brother, and A&E made a documentary to try and save its life!

150. Someone should go to walmart and get a new brain because clearly the clearance on they got from k-mart is past its "best by" date!

151. (Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's the village, they want their idiot back!

152. The only thing that goes erect when I saw this tweet is my middle finger!

153. This comment didn't fall out of the stupid tree. It got dragged through a global dumbass forest!

154. Can I screenshot this tweet? I wanna prove to my mom that mindless robots actually exist!

155. Words cannot describe how effen dumb this is...*pause for dramatic effect*...but numbers can. 10/10!

156. I would agree with this tweet but I can't get my head that far up my ass so you can agree for both of us!

157. I would insult the intelligence of this tweet but I don't think I'd do as good a job as you do when you tweet!

158. I was watching this YouTube video, it was a try not to cringe video. I lost track of how many times I this tweet!

159. This comment not useless, but we can use as a perfect example for a unintelligent human being.

160. If you were half as funny as you thought, you'd be about as funny as a knock knock joke!

161. I'd try to insult this comment, but I can't dumb it down enough for the author to understand!.

162. Your secrets are always safe with me, because I never even listen when you speak anyway.

163. I don’t know what the problem is, but I’m guessing there's a scientific pronunciation for it.

164. It's very uncouth to for one to try and fit the entire dictionary into one sentence. Feel free to use two sentences if it helps!

165. I am going to submit these comments to a cooking magazine. They can always use a recipe for an idiot sandwich on rye served with a VERY small pickle on the side!

166. I have zero confidence this tweet author would qualify as a member of the human race. This idiocy is a major disqualifier!

167. Botox is meant to be used on the FACE, but I think the intern used it on the brain hence the inability to think logically and why one regurgitates the lies one reads & spreads on social media!

168. That's ballsy making the statement, but next time you might use eeyore own balls instead of nerf ball that way it might make more of an impact!

169. You've hit the Jackpot. Yore unaccomplished, uninformed, uneducated, uncivilized, uncouth, unintelligent, unprepared, and understandably the domest person on this great planet. But I am not judging so don't get me wrong!

170. You know, this tweet is a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!

171. Hue may look like an id¡0t and tweet like an id¡0t but I won't let that fool me. HUE really are an id¡0t!

172. Don't look now, but there's one id¡0t too many here on twitter and I think it's (..U..)!

173. A liberals heart is full of unwashed socks. Their soul is full of gunk ...The three words that best describe them are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"

174. A Liberals' brain so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit!

175. (..U..) are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts in cat vomit. A cheesy scab picked pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

176. The people who tolerate this tweets id¡0cy on a daily basis are the real heroes. Myself for example!

177. I will ignore this comment so hard hue will start doubting its existence!

178. Good story, but in what chapter will be shutting the eff up?

179. Stupidity’s not a crime, but in this case we could make an exception!

180. It’s great to see how education doesn't get in the way of total ignorance!

181. FYI: If I ever said anything to offend, it was purely intentional.

182. What one lacks in intelligence, it more than makes up for in stupidity!

183. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sheet out a smarter statement than that!

184. I don’t exactly hate, but if this tweet was on fire and I had water, I’d drink it!

185. Hold on, lemme go find you a tampon for this tweet!

186. I do have a question though. Is eeyore name Maple Syrup? It should be, hue sap!.

187. If bassholes could fly, this twitter account would be an airport!

188. I’ve seen comments like this before, but I had to pay admission!

189. Don’t be insulted that eeyore life's been devoted to spreading id¡0tcy & ignorance? It happened so you should own up to it!

190. Hue may not be the smartest person here, Oh wait.. hue aren't the smartest person here. Sorry!

191. I’ve come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than this comment!

192. The tweeter here is so corrupt even some democrats refuse to go there for fear of the violence.

193. You are wrong so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

194. Don’t feel bad, there are many people in America like (..U..) who are just not that smart!

195. This tweet is living proof that man can tweet without a brain!

196. One should pay US for having to endure this your level of id¡0tcy for this tweet!

197. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stewpeed. I really thought you already knew!

198. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that eeyore an expert on politics and what I should believe. Please continue while I take notes!

199. There are two sides to every story... and eeyore a jerk in both of them!

200. I’m really busy right now, can I ignore this comment some other time?

201. My God......It's full of lbtards!

202. No amount of fake outrage work can fix the train wreck that we call baby killers!

202a. Here, let me wipe the bullshit from this tweet!

203. Didn't yo momma ever tell hue not to talk with a mouthful of lies! SMH!

204. Congratulations on the ability to make up a lie that makes no sense whatsoever!

205. If you didn't see it or hear it, don't invent it! Only puny minds share their lies it with their big mouth holes!

206. If this bullshit could bounce it'd be in effen orbit right about now!

207. What I don't understand is how a person can tell so many lies and still call themselves a human being!

208. Since you just told a lie now all your future 'truth' has become questionable.!

209. Every time hue lie it brings you closer to a 10 in my scumbag scale!!

210. The worst part of this lie is knowing that HUE know that I know that HUE lied and yet HUE did it anyway!

211. These lies are a temporary solution to permanent problem. Term limits and yearly mental exams for all elected officials and twitnasis!

212. I don't tolerate a liar when I see one. I'm nice, not a stewpeed!

213. It's bad manners to say 'believe me' with a mouthful of corn infused shit!

214. This one lie just is enough for everyone to question your truthfulness for the rest of your life!

215. I'm not mad hue lied. I'm upset that hue said all that shit and then thought i'd be dumb enough to believe it! No, I am mad hue lied after all, Funt!

216. If lying was a job (..U..) you could be millionaire!

217. You tell so many lies that in the slim chance you attempt to tell the truth no one will believe you, EVER!

218. When hue bucking lie to me & twitter it shows hue don't respect us enough to be honest, and hue think we're to stewpeed to know eeyore lying in the 1st place!


219. Your words didn't add up. This usually happens because YOU failed to include the TRUTH into the equation!

220. You're not sorry you just lied. You're just sorry that you know that we know you're lying.

221. Would like to leave you with one thought, but I am not sure you have anywhere to store it in.

222. My life may be a joke, but it not as funny as your face.

223. Awww...it's so cute when you try to talk about things you can comprehend.


224. If you are gonna be a smart ass, first you need to be smart. As it stands now your just an ass!

225. Don't feel bad. A lot of people here on twitter are absolute morons. You just happen to be on of them. A BIG ONE!

226. I am sorry but in THIS battle of wits you appear to be unarmed, uneducated & understandably a total Moron.

227. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter and not so ignorant!

228. I'm sorry for hurting your feelings, I seriously thought you already knew you were stupid!

229. Know your role, and shut your hole especially the one on your face where all that shit is coming out!

230. 231. Oh my look at the time? It's time for you to shut the buck up!

232. PEW! PEW! PEW! That's the sound of me deflecting a whiney lil libtard with truth shield!

233. I'm sorry I didn't get what you said! I don't speak sh1t!

234. Look, it's acceptable for you to be a brainless idiot as long as it's ok for me to point it out!

235. When the zombie apocalypse comes some won't need to worry about ANY zombies eating their brain. I think you know the rest!

236. The garbage truck is here at 7 am. I hope i don't have to tip them for taking such a big load of shit all at once.

237. The sound you would make if you were to shut the buck up could win you a Grammy. Why not start now!

238. I don't remember asking for your uninformed & ignorant opinions. I do remember asking you to shut the buck up, tho!

239. Okay, let me file what you just said under...under 'I can't believe what this idiot just said, what a terd!'

240. I would slap the writer of this tweet but bullsh1t splatters, and I don't wanna get any on my pants!


241. This tweet is so bad that herpes called and wanted to thank you for taking some of the stink off! Wtf!


242. The id¡ocy shown here makes Chernobyl look like a water Balloon accident. Ouch!


243. The thought pattern here resembles that time scientists tried to get a mouse to run maze with its head cut off and popsicle stick stuck up its bass!


244. This tweet is so dumb that it make Forrest Gump's iQ score look like he's the president of Mensa. Booya!


245. When thoughts like these are shared on twitter one has to wonder whether carbon monoxide poisoning was a factor or id¡ocy or (pearl clutching)...BOTH!


246. Of all the timelines, in all the towns, in all the world the id¡ocy walks into mine…didn't their mommies tell them its not polite to tweet with a mouthful of sh1t!


247. You outrage is so fake that fake newspapers like the nytimes won't even report on it! EVEN THEY HAVE SOME STANDARDS, YA KNOW!


248. Maybe if the tweeter would've used some brain cells to put the alphabet together intelligently then I wouldn't have need an ice pick in the eye to keep from having a brain aneurysm!


There are three levels of id¡ocy each worse than the other, but this tweet makes it quite clear you are intimately qualified at being all three at once. In fact we may need to add a 'to infinity and beyond' level for dis sh1t!


'Omg, that's so stupid' doesn't even begin to explain this tweet. How about 'this sh1t is so dumb it makes the idea of paper straws look like an invention by Leonardo DaVinci.'


IF schitts creek was a real place it would be this tweeters timeline. Who else could take a boat load of crap, tweet it, then act like a whittle baby whaby when they're told that a pile of smelly runny terds is smarter than they are!


It's remarkable to see that intelligent life can over come such obstacles to survive. Oh no that's no you! I'm referring to the person who cut in line in front of you when your brain was issued.


If I were to believe anything you just said then I'd be a total Moron but at least i wouldn't be the uneducated & ignorant simpleton who wrote it!


This tweet is 10 out of 10. There are 10 instances of viral dumbassery laced with a large brown doses of terdiness. In fact you might just win the 'most likely to be flushed' award for this!


I not sure you mean to be this ignorant but if you did you are doing a really good job at it!


This thing we call a brain is should be consulted before making tweets but if you wanna keep pulling them outta your basshole then plz use a spray to cover the damn smell! Try the poop b gone one!


Every fiber of my being tells me this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen! Maybe had you listened to ONE of your fibers when they would've said 'don't tweet stupid sh1t' and you might not look-lika-fool right now!


The only thing that would make this tweet worth my time is to stick two big giant terds at both ends and then flush it!


If you are going to continue to tweet I feel I should mention one thing. It's not polite to tweet that sh1t especially when a 4th grade education only allows one to lie uncontrollably and call everyone racist and nasis! Sorry that was 3 things. My bad!


I learn alot from this tweet. I learned that although we've spent years and millions of $$ trying that you can't fix stupid! Especially liberal stupid! I've found it's alot like talking to a decaying brick wall. It keeps falling apart when put under a whiddal pressure!


The volume of knowledge you possess on this topic makes the the Atlantic Ocean look like aoc's above ground kiddy pool!


If you think that's true you might want to consider something. Asinine is defined as: 1 : extremely or utterly foolish or silly an asinine excuse. 2 : of, relating to, or resembling an ass. Oh and there's your photo. Wow, it's so awesome to know a famous person!

Tweeting is not a difficult concept. You take words and form sentences to

communicate. If ppl disagree with you you're supposed to discuss all points calmly & logically until an equilibrium is reached. So why do you just call everybody racist homophobe white supremacist nasis?


Just because you tweet something doesn't make it accurate, but when I tweet saying your tweet is dumber than sh1t you can count on THAT being 100% true! My bullshit detector has been on full power since the watergate hearings!

Even if what you are saying is true you seem to be forgetting one thing. No one cares what you say, what you tweet, what you think, what your gender is or who you are married to! I'll keep my sh1t in MY house and you keep your sh1t in YOUR house.


This comment makes a great point. It gives us a good reason why we shouldn't allow people to make tweets about sh1t they are totally ignorant about!


People might listen to this tweet if you weren't such a terd-ball. You see terd-balls don't live in our reality. They say the dumbest sh1t that makes no sense and if you disagree with them then you're just a racist homophobe white supremist, ooh and a nasi!


If this tweet were an animal it would be a prairie dog. The tweet can only surfaces when the writer yanks their head out of their own basshole, and even then it only to parrot some stupid sh1t rumor they heard 2 mounds over last Tuesday.

When someone tells you that when you snore you can't face the window for fear of inhaling the curtains. They really mean the tweeter of this tweet doesn't know their bass from a hole in the ground. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD!

The tweet you just made should have a warning label saying: this tweeter has been brainwashed by corrupt politicians & their media lackies. Do not put your hands in their cage else you'll draw back a stump! They bite the hand that feeds them!

This tweet is so full of hot air that if you were to get to close to the window curtains they would spontaneously erupt in a great ball of fire & id¡ocy!


I must warn you not to sleep on your back. That sh1t you tweet might build up in your lungs and you could drown in a sh1tstorm of your own creation!


I not sure you mean to be this ignorant but if you did you are doing a really good job at it!

This thing we call a brain is should be consulted before making tweets but if you wanna keep pulling them outta your basshole then plz use a spray to cover the damn smell! Try the poop b gone one!

Every fiber of my being tells me this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen! Maybe had you listened to ONE of your fibers when they would've said 'don't tweet stupid sh1t' and you might not look-lika-fool right now!

The only thing that would make this tweet worth my time is to stick two big giant terds at both ends and then flush it!

If you are going to continue to tweet I feel I should mention one thing. It's not polite to tweet that sh1t especially when a 4th grade education only allows one to lie uncontrollably and call everyone racist and nasis! Sorry that was 3 things. My bad!

I learn alot from this tweet. I learned that although we've spent years and millions of $$ trying that you can't fix stupid! Especially liberal stupid! I've found it's alot like talking to a decaying brick wall. It keeps falling apart when put under a whiddal pressure!

The volume of knowledge you possess on this topic makes the the Atlantic Ocean look like aoc's above ground kiddy pool!



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