The greatest lie ever perpetuated is that guns kill. Every thinking, rational, and intelligent non-liberal person knows that 100% of the time a gun requires a human to pull the trigger. So I’ve compiled a list of things that should to be banned in addition to guns for the good humanity!1. Water has killed and will kill in the future and so it must be eliminated. The entire ocean, every lake, river, creek, pond, other water feature, swimming pools, bath tubs, or any container that might hold any water whatsoever must be immediately confiscated and destroyed to protect the public good!
2. Cars present a clear and present danger from: Terrorist drivers, drunk drivers, dumb drivers, wanna be drivers, distracted drivers, illegal (no license) drivers, speeding drivers, sleeping drivers, joyride n drivers, scared drivers, and of course most commonly a driver that has absolutely no earthly idea how to drive or operate the vehicle safely. Thus, being in and or around a car, truck or van can cause death (by the driver) so we must for the protection of all wipe all cars and vehicles off the face of the earth!
3. Bridges, buildings, mountains, and cliffs are dangerous because people jump/fall off these high places causing death. Therefore, ALL bridges & buildings should be torn down to the ground. ALL mountains & cliffs should be crushed. In order to protect our delicate lives we must do it, right?
The Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco has the second highest number of suicides in the world, after the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge, with around 1,600 bodies having been recovered as of 2012, and the assumption of many more unconfirmed deaths. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bridge