7. Excerpt from a Duet called “Baby, got you back by Presdient Trump and Jim Acosta
Trump: Oh, my, God Chelsea, look at that fake news
It is so fake, it looks like
One of jim acosta’s made up shenanigans. But, ya know, who understands these fake news guys? They only talk to jim, because, he acts like a total drama queen, 'kay? I mean, his ego, is just so big I can't believe it's just so stout, it's like bigger than his head I mean gross, look He’s just so, slack
Lil jim: I like fake news and I can not lie You other reporters can't deny That when lil jimmy walks in with an itty bitty pen And a round thing in your space You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice his shoulder pads was stuffed Deep in the beans I’m constantly methane‘n I’m hooked and I can't stop staring say’n Oh trumpy, I want to get wit'cha And fake your picture and headline My homeboys tried to warn me But with that hair you got makes (me so corny)…..
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6. Excerpt from President Trumps New Hit New song “Puff the Fa’ News Dragon”
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Little Jimmy Acosta loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him Lies and fake headlines and other stupid stuff, oh!
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Together they would travel to Houston on a boat with no real sail,
Jimmy kept a lookout for foe rescues perched on Puff's gigantic tail.
Noble Prez and children would laugh whene'er they came.
Rescue boats would yell ‘fake news’ when Puff roared out his name, oh!
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Little Jimmy Acosta loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him Lies and fake headlines and other stupid stuff, oh!
A fa’ news dragon lives forever but not so little boys,
Antifa faces and giant snowflakes make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jimmy Acosta tried to lie no more,
And Puff the mighty fa’ news dragon, he was hit with boat oar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff was no longer needed, cause jimmy went insane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not spread fake news,
So Puff that mighty fa’ news dragon turn on the fox news, oh!
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Little Jimmy Acosta loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him Lies and fake headlines and other stupid stuff, oh!
(RFN Lyrics fro Puff the Magic Dragon)
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5. Excerpt from President Trumps New Hit New song “Will the Real Russian Please Stand up”
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Russians please stand up?
I repeat will the Russians please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a Russian before
Jaws all on the floor like Obama and Michelle just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her butt worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Phil said, Nothing you idiots Dr Phil's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Putin, chicka chicka chicka Russian I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in the Obama's bedroom
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Joe Biden to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know where Pelosi’s brain is.
Of course they gonna know what a democrat is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the c-span channel, don't they? We ain't nothing but politicals,
Well some of us politicals, who lie other people open like it aint nothing.
But if we can regulate dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't make it with a goat
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
snowflakes wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm real Russian, yes I'm the real Russian
All you other fake Russians are just imitating
So won't the real Russian, please stand up,
Please stand up, Please stand up
'Cause I'm the real Russian, yes I'm the real Russian
All you other Russians are just imitating
So won't the real Russian, please stand up,
Please stand up, Please stand up
(RFN Lyrics from The Real Slim Shady Eminem)
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4. Excerpt from the New Hit song: The Acostian Rhapsody!!!
I see a big silhouetto of a man
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Twitterdango?
Tinderbox and fighting, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo. Galileo Trumpo is magnifico
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a Faux network
Spare him his life from that monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let it go?
Fakenewsma! No, we will not let it go
(Let it go!) Fakenewsma! We will not let you go
(Let it go!) Fakenewsma! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a fake news devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
(RFN Lyrics from Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
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3. Excerpt from Sheriff Buford Trump Justice’s new movie & song called Smokey Trump and the “Acosta”
Buford Trump Justice: And don't go home, and don't go write fake news, and don't play with yourself, either. It wouldn't look nice around MY wall…. Oh, you can THINK about it... but don't do it! [leaves after kicking one of the CNN reporters in the rear] [Cue Music]
East bound and down, loaded up and type'n,
We're gonna write what they say can't be true.
We got a long story to write with no sources to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Acosta" run.
Keep your mind hard on the goal. Hey, never mind them sources.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got fake new to write.
The boys n girls are written in Atlanta but there's no one home upstairs.
We'll bring the fake news no matter what it takes.
Ol' Smokey Trump hears that fake news and he's hot on your trail.
He aint gonna rest 'til you fail.
So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im,
You gotta keep your people schuckin'.
Just put that mic down and go to hell.
East bound and down, loaded up and type’n,
We're gonna write what they say can't be true.
We got a long story to write with no sources to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Acosta" run.
(RFN East Bound & Down_Jerry Reed)
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2. It would be nice it one day, maybe in a parallel universe, a democrat would take personal responsibility for their own failings instead of blaming everything and everyone else!
99 excuses for losing, 99 excuses for losing.
Comey's gonna to leak one to cnn, 98 excuses for losing on the air.
98..97..96..95..etc…
1 excuses for losing, 1 excuses for losing.
Comey's gonna to leak one to cnn, Now cnn has no more 'news' to air.
Now cnn has no more 'news' to air, no more "fake news' to air.
Just change the channel and find some more, 99 excuses for losing on the air! -JMJ
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1. Attention: Extreme satire & sarcasm ahead. DO NOT read if you have ANY liberal snowflake tendencies or can't take a joke! You have been warned!
The last 8 years according to the Fake News Media:
Love, exciting and new, Come aboard, were expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward, Let it flow, it floats back to you
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance
Love won’t hurt anymore, It’s an open smile on a friendly shore
Yes love...It’s love... (Jack Jones)
The last 8 years according to what actually happened: Our ship's sails were full and its course steady. The crew was on board, but the Captain spent most of his time in his cabin guarding the ship's nuts from the mermaids!!!-JMJ (132)
