7. Excerpt from a Duet called “Baby, got you back by Presdient Trump and Jim Acosta
Trump: Oh, my, God Chelsea, look at that fake news
It is so fake, it looks like
One of jim acosta’s made up shenanigans. But, ya know, who understands these fake news guys? They only talk to jim, because, he acts like a total drama queen, 'kay? I mean, his ego, is just so big I can't believe it's just so stout, it's like bigger than his head I mean gross, look He’s just so, slack
Lil jim: I like fake news and I can not lie You other reporters can't deny That when lil jimmy walks in with an itty bitty pen And a round thing in your space You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice his shoulder pads was stuffed Deep in the beans I’m constantly methane‘n I’m hooked and I can't stop staring say’n Oh trumpy, I want to get wit'cha And fake your picture and headline My homeboys tried to warn me But with that hair you got makes (me so corny)…..
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6. Excerpt from President Trumps New Hit New song “Puff the Fa’ News Dragon”
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Little Jimmy Acosta loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him Lies and fake headlines and other stupid stuff, oh!
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefing room,
in a land called NOT Robert E. Lee.
Together they would travel to Houston on a boat with no real sail,
Jimmy kept a lookout for foe rescues perched on Puff's gigantic tail.
Noble Prez and children would laugh whene'er they came.
Rescue boats would yell ‘fake news’ when Puff roared out his name, oh!
Puff, the fa’ news dragon lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the Briefin