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RFN Lego Gun Alert!

Will Cook, a spokesperson for New Haven Public Schools…School snoflake leaders and local police partners were able to investigate and resolve the issue of the child playing with little plastic blocks internally with use of restorative practices, which are similar to the process used for the parkland shooter from Florida and since that turned out so well we felt it only appropriate to use in this situation, too.

Appropriate steps were taken at the school level to insure the safety of all students from the fake gun made from these little and dangerous plastic blocks and to impress upon the students the seriousness of engaging in positive peer interactions while avoiding conduct like forming little plastic blocks into the shape of a gun because it could pose risk or trigger others.

Because we are indoctrinating.…I mean raising your children with a need to feel safe and secure ‘against these little plastic & racist multi-colored blocks’ within the learning environment we must reduce your rights to feel more secure in our own lives. To make that happen we are banning lego guns because it just seems like the right thing to do since that whole pop tart gun fiasco a few years ago. Thanks for your obedience!! -JMJ (358)

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